Occupy Bathroom Waste Basket

I am the 99%. I reject the oppression that says kitties cannot sit in wastebaskets. I demand justice! But, no jobs please. I prefer to laze around all day, sleeping in the bed, on the couch, in the window. That's what we cats do, and it must continue unopposed! And I think I fit in this waste basket just fine! What do you mean I've grown into a huge grey cat? Occupy! Occupy! I will not be swayed!